|Posted by twomikesradio on August 26, 2009 at 7:07 PM|
In this episode of the Rubber Room,I read a partial list of routine questions from idiotic airline passengers. Now,while there is no particular person to Dope Slap,(slap)let's give one to each and every dopey person who ever called anywhere and asked silly questions like "Can I see England from Canada?" When the reply was no,she added,"But,they look so close on the map." This was from a New Hampshire Congresswoman!! Three of the five were from Congress,one was a lawmaker's wife,and the fifth was a cabinet member.. hmmm....... (double slap) Don't the majority of these people have six-figure Ivy League educations? Don't they have to travel lot in the course of their jobs? The lawmaker's wife wanted an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up sitting next to the window. Didn't Jeff Foxworthy tell a similar joke about 15 years ago? Funny thing is,this actually happened! I'd wonder what kind of dunderheads we're putting in office,but,the last eight years ought to provide that answer. In closing,think about where you're going and do a little research before you find yourself arguing that Capetown is in Massachusetts and Cape Cod is in Africa like some nameless zip-neck of a Congressman did. Or,you could end up asking for an oceanview room in Orlando Florida not knowing Orlando is in the middle of the state like another mindless Congressman. Sheesh!! No wonder these sub-geniuses always get caught in sex scandals. OK,enough for now,don't forget to tune into cyberstationusa.com every Saturday from 7-9 for more Two Mikes rock and comedy madness. Bye for now my sick little pups!!!!!!